The Dark Knight Rises

Most of you already know that I am a hardcore Batman fanatic. I have been, since I was a young little Cruz. I own a huge collection of Batman graphic novels, comic books and an incredible amount of things Batman-related. With that being said, let me start off by saying that I absolutely love Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of Batman. His vision on screen with Batman Begins and The Dark Knight were superb. [unfortunately, my movie review of TDK is forever lost] Now, we have the The Dark Knight Rises, the final chapter in Nolan’s trilogy.Let me begin by saying I liked it. Keyword: Like. I didn’t love it. I wanted to love it, but I just couldn’t. The movie wasn’t horrifically terrible, but it also wasn’t stupendous and grand as I had hoped it would be. It’s mediocre at best. But that’s my opinion. To each his own.

So…read on to the end and be mindful of spoilers.

I can look passed the fact that there were several discrepancies in the movie compared to the comics. I won’t sit here and nit-pick the minor details — like how Bane was the one born in a prison or how Talia Al Ghūl is actually mixed Asian and Arabic or how Richard Grayson is technically the first Robin. Writers and directors often times twist stories around for the sake of making a movie better (but not always does it end up being better) or just changing them for entertainment’s sake. Whatever the reason, you need not worry — I won’t babble, “That’s not how it happened in the comic, dammit!”

However, I will say…

…one word: Overkill. I think Nolan wanted to go out with a big bang with the conclusion to this trilogy, and in doing so, he had hours of unused extra footage, condensing the movie down to 2hr 45min. How many times do we even see the caped crusader…well, in his cape? Twice maybe? There were too many characters thrown in this movie with very little character development or back story and took away from the main characters from the film. Case in point: Who the fuck is John Blake? No, he isn’t in the comics nor is he [a] Robin. Despite this, Nolan should have explored him more in the movie other than, “Hi, I work for Gotham PD, and somehow, I just knew Bruce Wayne is Batman.” I could go on about certain aspects of the film that just don’t seem believable to me (how the government didn’t negotiate with terrorists for months for example), but others would argue how, “It’s just a movie, Cruz.” Perhaps, if we can see all of that unused footage in its entirety…


Left: Anne Hathaway in TDKR; Right: Jim Lee's Catwoman in Batman HUSH

Many will disagree with me, but that’s ok. I am not hating on Anne Hathaway. I like looking at her tits in Havoc and Brokeback as much as the next dude, but she just was not right for this role. Aside from being completely one dimensional, I felt like she did not exude the sexual prowess that IS Catwoman. She was “ok” as Selina, but I just was not feeling her as the cat in black. As far as her character goes in this film, they should have introduced her by way of her back story as a prostitute. What? You mean you didn’t read Batman: Year One? And is it just me, but did it almost feel like her and Batman lacked on-screen chemistry? Nothing about the two of them together felt right, especially in the two different instances in which she kisses Batman. There was no spark so to speak; it felt awkward. And where the hell was the sexual tension between her and Batman (and as Selina and Bruce)? Their love/hate relationship is one of my favorites in the comics, and I felt nothing of this watching the two. If you want to understand what I mean, just watch Michael and Michelle in Burton’s Batman. Whether it was the script, Hathaway, or the alleged 3 hours of footage edited out that is the cause of this, I suppose I’ll never know if I’d feel otherwise.

The man, who broke the Bat

While I agree that Tom Hardy did a great job as an actor, I felt like his character wasn’t menacing enough. Bane should evoke fear. I’d like to add that I feel like Nolan should have really dug into Bane’s back story as well. Let’s pause for a moment, though. His origins in the comics is pretty good, but then, they hit us with that unexpected plot twist (no, I am not trying to nit-pick here). I mean, ya take away Bane’s insinuated purpose for doing what he’s doing (you killed my daddy, Bats! Oh wait, it’s actually Talia’s dad all of a sudden?), and it’s as though he has become second in command to the “real” villain (Talia), who isn’t exposed until the very end. Perhaps this was Nolan’s attempt at linking the first movie with the last [Talia to Rā’s Al Ghūl]. Either way, it could have been so much better!

In the final minutes of the movie, it almost seemed like they decided to throw together random shit for the ending. While some of it might have made sense, the ending felt too incredibly messy for me. Too many great characters were not fully explored. Everything happened too quickly, and shit was jam-packed into almost 3 hours. There was too many plot points and connections trying be made, but you can’t do that in one big 3 hour film. The story he was trying to tell could have been told in 3 movies! There was a lot more that I wanted to cover in this review, but I think I threw in enough to make my point.

FINAL THOUGHTS

As previously stated, I didn’t think the movie was horrendous, but it also wasn’t the most amazing Batman film I’ve ever seen. While it was entertaining and fun to watch (yes, I did say I liked it), I don’t think it’s the best of the three films. It was good, but it could have been way better. I really wanted so much to love TDKR. But even as huge of a Batman fan that I am, I can’t lie and say I thought it was epic. Batman Begins was amazing, and The Dark Knight was just pure genius (and by far my favorite of the three).

Please feel free to comment as I love hearing other people’s thoughts.